Nessie's Nae Deid

October 1st: Nessie's nae deid

Wonder if this will make the P&J or the Scotsman even! I took the photo myself just by Urquhart Castle - the papers at the weekend reckoned she's deid cause there have only been two reported sightings in the last year. Well rack up a third.

She was a huge green thing, with a richt hump oan her back and I swear she had a tartan scarf and tammy. It is cauld in October tae be fair. Maybe I was having flashbacks tae Paris, I'm nae richt sure. But I dae believe ye ken.

Ah shat ma pants so I did.